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one time i was on a date at a really expensive restaurant and we had just finished our dessert and i was still starving but i couldnt just order anymore because i didnt want to look greedy so i told my date i needed to make an important phone call, excused myself from the table, then walked out the restaurant and ran to the mcdonalds two stores down and got myself a big mac before returning to the restaurant and apologising for taking so long
i was given detention because a teacher found out i had been giving him fake notes to get out of gym and he asked me if i had anything that was real and i said ‘my boobs’
Dean and I are proud of you.
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